What is love and explain in details ?.........(40 marks)

USA's Student.......

Answer: Love is life.
(marks : 10 from 40)

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UK's Student......

Answer : Love is pain.
(marks : 10 from 40)
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Indian Student........

Answer :
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- Definition:

A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated

- TYPES:

1 sided & 2 sided

- AGE:

Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age

- SYMPTOMS:

Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction

- DIAGNOSIS BY:

Diary
Photos
Mobile

-TREATMENT:

Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe
or
Mother's Sandal......

(marks 40 from 40) Excellent !

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Amit Ranjan
Sun Certified Java Professional
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LOVE <=> LIFE

Men are very Kind & Women are very Selfish!

"PROOF"

Most women don't like to help unknown men;

But all men are ready anytime to help unknown women.

AURAT KE DIL MEIN,

Sirf uske LOVER ya PATI Ke Liye Jagah Hoti Hai....

But



AADMI Ka DIL Itna BADA Hota Hai Ki,

Usmein-

DOST Ki LOVER

BIWI Ki SAHELI

SAAMNE WALI

BAAJU WALI

UPAR WALI

NEECHE WALI / KAMWALI

SAALI

BHAI Ki SAALI

BEHAN Ki NANAD

Or

Thodi Bahut BIWI Ke Liye Bhi Jagah Hoti Hai.....

SACH MEIN,

AADMI KA DIL BAHUT BADA HOTA HAI.....

Meri toh aankhe bhar aayi,

So Respect all MEN...

--
Amit Ranjan
Sun Certified Java Professional
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LOVE <=> LIFE

Hello Pizza Hut!

Operator:

Hello Pizza Hut!

Customer: Hello, can you please take my order?

Operator : Can I have your multi purpose Aadhar card number first, Sir?

Customer: Yeah!

Hold on.....

My number is 889861356102049998-45-54610

Operator : OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 40942366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. You are calling from you home number now.

Customer: (Astonished) How did you get all my phone numbers?

Operator : We are connected to the system, Sir.

Customer: I wish to order your Seafood Pizza...

Operator : That's not a good idea Sir.

Customer: How come?

Operator : According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level, sir.

Customer: What !.. What do you recommend then?

Operator : Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it.

Customer: How do you know for sure?

Operator : You borrowed a book titled 'Popular Hokkien Dishes' from the National Library last week, sir.

Customer: OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then.

Operator : That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is Rs. 2,450.

Customer: Can I pay by credit card?

Operator : I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs. 1,51,758 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.

Customer: I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives.

Operator : You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've exhausted even your overdraft limit.

Customer: Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?

Operator : About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle.

Customer: What?

Operator : According to the details in the system , you own a motorcycle registration number 1123.

Customer: "????" (hmmm.. these guys know my motorcyle number too!)

Operator : Is there anything else, sir?

Customer: Nothing.! .. by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?

Operator : We normally would sir, but based on your records, you're also diabetic... In the best interest of your health, we are holding this offer for you. v Customer: Teri

Operator: Better mind your language sir. Remember on 15th July 2007 you were imprisoned for 2 months and fined Rs.5,000 for using abusive language against a policeman...?

Customer faints... aur banao Aadhar Card.

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Amit Ranjan
Sun Certified Java Professional
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LOVE <=> LIFE

Wife hit her husband with frying pan.

Husband: What was that for...?

Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it.

Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse.

Wife: Sorry..!

Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again

Husband: What now..?

Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.

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Amit Ranjan
Sun Certified Java Professional
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LOVE <=> LIFE

Ek-kiss k baad kya hota hai?

Ek-kiss k baad kya hota hai?

socho,

sharmao mat.

STUPID!

Kya hota he bola na ?

Its easy

Ek-kiss (21) k baad

Baa-iss (22) hota hai,

Padhai par dhyan do

romance par nahi.

Ab Valentine day khatam ho chuka hai!

--
Amit Ranjan
Sun Certified Java Professional
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LOVE <=> LIFE

Tumhara Beta fail ho gaya...

Father: Tumhare Result ka kya hua.........?? . . .

Son: Headmster ka beta fail ho gaya, . . .

Father: Aur tum...?? . . .

Son: Doctor ka beta Bhi fail ho gaya, . . .

Father: Aur tumhara result kaisa Aaya....?? . . .

Son: Wo Wakeel Ka Beta Bhi fail Ho gya, . . .

Father: Kamine mai tera puch raha hun. . . .

Son: To Tu konsa Rajnikant Hai, Tera Beta Bhi Fail hua hai..

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Amit Ranjan
Sun Certified Java Professional
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LOVE <=> LIFE

Hidden camera

Ragini caught her husband Suresh searching high and low all around his living room.

Ragini : "What are you searching for?"

Suresh : "Hidden cameras!"

Ragini : "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?"

Suresh : "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, You are watching the Star Movies channel. How does he know that?"