Dad baught a Robot

Dad baught a Robot which slaps a person who lies.

Dad: Son, where were you?

Son: School, immediately Robot slap him.

Son: Film.

Dad: Which one?

Son: Sai baba.....Robot slap again.

Son: "A" film

Dad: What? I have not seen such films,..... Robot slaps Dad.

Mom: Forgive him dear after all he is your son,..... Robot slaps Mom too.

3 Sisters got married

3 Sisters got married & went for honeymoon. Mom asked them to send feedback sms.

1st daughter's sms: 'NESCAFE'

Mom checks and smiles.

2nd daughter's sms: 'BENSON & HEDGES'

Mom checks and smiles again.

3rd daughter's sms: 'BRITISH AIRWAYS'

Mom checks and faints down.

What Mom actually checks for SMS and lastly faints down..????

धीरे-धीरे से

Girl: धीरे-धीरे से मेरी जिन्दगी में आना
Boy: धीरे हीं आ रहा था, तेरे मुहल्ले वालों ने धर लिया

Family Joke

Wife	:	"How would you describe me?"
Husband	:	"ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife	:	"What does that mean?"
Husband	:	"Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife	:	"Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband	:	"I'm just kidding!"

Coincidence

Teacher	:	Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?
Sunny	:	Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.
Teacher	:	How old is Your Father?
Sunny	:	As old as I am.
Teacher	:	How is it possible?
Sunny	:	He became father only after I was born.

R u Relaxing

Santa was lying on beach, one American came to Santa and ask, "R u Relaxing ? "

Santa replied: No, I am Santa

Another American came to Santa and ask, "R u Relaxing ? "

Santa replied: No, I am Santa

One more American came to Santa and ask, "R u Relaxing ? "

Santa : No (Shouting) I am Santa...

Santa left that place in anger and asks one American lying nearby, " R u relaxing ? "

American replied: Yes I am relaxing...

Santa slaps him & says, Haramkhor sab tujhe dhund rahe hai aur tu yeha pada hai !!!

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Amit Ranjan
Sun Certified Java Professional
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LOVE <=> LIFE

Lala jee

Santa	:	Lalaji, dettol soap hai,
Lala	:	ha,
Santa	:	acha vala hai,
Lala	:	ha,
Santa	:	achi quality ka hai,
Lala	:	ha bhai ha,
Santa	:	Theeke hai, hath dhokr 1kg aata do..