Just Kidding

Thursday, June 15, 2017

Teacher : Why are you late?

Student : Mom & Dad were fighting

Teacher : So what makes you late if they were fighting

Student : One Shoe was in Mom's Hand and Other one was in Dad's Hand

Teacher asked me which one is heavier - 1 Kg of Iron Ball or 1 Kg of Cotton Ball.

I told him Iron Ball is heavier .

But He didn't agreed and told me both have same weight.

So, I told him to hit me with 1 Kg of Cotton Ball and I will hit him with 1 Kg of Iron Ball . If both weights equal both will hurt equal .

Teacher left the job

Husband comes home drunk.
To avoid wife's scolding, he takes a laptop and starts working.*

Wife: "Did u drink?"

Husband: "Noo!"

Wife: "Then Why are you typing on the Suitcase?"

Husband 2 Wife: " Did You have any boyfriend before marriage ??"

Wife: Remains silent

Husband: What I think about this silent ??

Wife: Abbe wait I am Counting

KENNY: My Dad is the most important person in this country because the President of Nigeria himself calls him every night

JUNIOR: What does your dad do?

KENNY: He's a Minister.

JUNIOR: Well, my dad is the most important person that even the President himself sits with his head bowed in front of my dad.

KENNY: Wow! What is does your dad do?

JUNIOR: He's a barber.

Wife : What is 10 years with me?
Husband : A second.

Wife : What is $1000 for me?
Husband : A coin.

Wife : Ok give me a coin.
Husband : Wait a second

Hey You Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.. It is April 1

And You Know Why??

If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell her April Foooooll.