Vacation Anniversary

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Today's Joke: Vacation Anniversary
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Banta got his first job, came home and told his parents the good news. He told them, but I will not get any vacation until I get married.

His father asked him, "How is that?"

Banta explained that the benefit manual says, "Vacation time may not be taken until you have had your first anniversary."

Today's Joke: Prove : 2/10=2

American student : out of syllabus.
Australian student : The question is wrong.
Chinese student : Its strange! ye kaise aaya hoga ?

Indian stdt : Its so easy..

2/10 =
two/ten
t - t cut
= wo/en
w = 23rd letter
o = 15th letter
e = 5th letter
n = 14th letter
so... 23+15/5+14
= 38/19
= 2

we never ask, answer kya hai ?
We only ask answer kya lana hai..;-)

INDIANS COMPLETELY ROCK!

Newtons Laws on Love

Universal law: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.

First law: A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy.

Second law: The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance.

Third law: The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals!

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SMSes

Ankho se jab kisi ko shikayat ho jati hai,

Dil ko jab dhadkano ki ijazat ho jati hai,

Kaise bhul jaye koi kisi ki yadon ko,

Kisi ki adat ho jati hai.

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Girls Hearts Like WATER,

Boys Hearts Like MOBILE,

Either Water Falls On Mobile

Or

Mobile Falls In Water,

Watt Mobile Ki Lagegi.

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Zindagi Me Do Cheeze Bahut Takleef Deti Hai-

1 Wo Jis Se Mohabat Na Ho Uske Sath Rehna.

1 Wo Jis Se Mohabat Ho Uske Bagair Rehna.

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Kya apke toothpaste mai namak hai?

Agar haa to thoda haldi, mirchi, immli,

Aur narial dalkar chatni kyun nahi bana lete..

What an idea sir ji...

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Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Mai Aaoge Na?

Banta-Mai Un Logo Mai Se Nahi,

Jo Musibat Ke Waqt Dost ko Akela Chhod De.

Main Zarur Aaunga.

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Amit Ranjan
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LOVE <=> LIFE

Love SMSes

Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta,
Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta,
Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar ki
us ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta.

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Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega
Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega
Jee lo ye pal jab hum sath hai
kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega

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Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston ke liye haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai to kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !

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Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !

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Dosti ek saahil hai tufaano ke liye,
Dosti ek aaina hai armaano ke liye,
Dosti ek mehfil hai anjaano ke liye,
Dosti ek khawaahish hai aap jaise dost ko paane ke liye !!

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Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasweer bana sakta hoon,
Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon,
Hai meri dosti mein itna dum,
Apni aankh ka aansoon teri aankh se gira sakta hoon !!

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Aye dost teri dosti uss ghadi tadpaayegi,
Jab zindagi kahegi alvida, Aur maut bhi naa aayegi ! …

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kaun kehta hai ishq me bas ikraar hota hai
kaun kehta hai ishq me bas inkaar hota hai
tanhai ko tum bebasi ka naam na do
kyunki ishq ka doosra naam hi intezar hota hai

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dete ho kyun ye dard bus humi ko

kya samjhoge tum in ankho ki nami ko
yun to honge lakho deewane is chand kay
chand kya mehsus karega ek tare ki kami ko

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Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai

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Definition of Kiss

Prof .of Economics

Kiss is that thing for which the demand is aways higher than the supply.
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Prof. Of Accountancy

Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
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Prof. Of Algebra

Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.
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Prof. Of Geometry

Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.
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Prof. Of Physics

Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
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Prof. Of Chemistry

Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
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Prof. Of Zoology

Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.
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Prof. Of Physiology

Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.
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Prof. Of Dentistry

Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
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Prof. Of Philosophy

Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
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Prof. Of English

Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, 

it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
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Prof. Of Architecture

Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects
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Prof. Of Comp.Science

What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable

SMSes

Kaash surat aap ki itni pyari na hoti,

Kaash aapse mulakat hamari na hoti,

Sapno mein hi dekh lete aapko

To aaj milne ki itni bekarari na hoti.

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In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!

You Know whose that boy?

Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap!

Dirty people always think dirty.

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Sleeping Is Not Taking Rest For Todays Hardwork..

It Means Gaining Energy For Tomorrow..

So Sleep Well..

Good Night..!

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Bheegay Mosam Ki

Bheegi Si Raat

Bheegi Si Yaad

Bhuli Hui Baat

Bhula Hua Waqt

Wo Bheegi c Aankhain

Wo Beeta Hua Saath

Mubarak Ho Aap Ko

December Ki Pehli Barsaat.

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1 Kabutar Ne Sardar K Upar Beet Kar Di

Sardar: Kutte Teri Maa NE Tujhe Chaddi Pehenna Nahi Sikhaya.

Kabutar: Abey To Tu kya Chaddi Mein karta hai..?

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