Call from unknown number

Guy        :     Fridge hai?

Reply     :     Haan hai.

Guy        :     Chalta hai?

Reply     :     Haan chalta hai..

Guy        :     Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega..      And he hangs up.. After a while, he calls up again..

Guy        :     Fridge hai?

          This time the person's really angry.

Reply     :     Nahi hai.

Guy        :     Kahaan se hoga.. Bola tha na pakad ke rakhna varna bhaag jaayega..

Little Johny's reply

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.

She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"

After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.

The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"

Little Johnny replied...

"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

Wife ki mushkil

Wife takes seriously ill husband to doctor.

Doctor ne wife ko bola tha...

Give him healthy breakfast daily..

Be pleasant & in good mood..

Cook tasty dinner & don't discuss your problems with him..

Stop watching tv serials..

Don't demand new clothes.

If u do this for one year, your husband will be ok.

On the way to home, husband asks wife: what did doctor say?

Wife: Doctor ne Kaha ab bachna mushkil hi hai.

Student Response

Professor :     What is Attention dificiethyperactive disorder ???

Student     :     Jhinga lala huRRRRRRrrrrr Hurrrrrr. 

Professor :     yeh kya hai ?

Student     :     pehle batao woh kya tha ?

Regards: Amulyam

Evolution of Man

Shadi se pehle-hero no. 1 
Shadi k baad- coolie no. 1 

Shadi se pehle: maine pyar kiya 
Shadi k baad- ye maine kya kiya? 

Shadi se pehle- Janeman mat jao 
Shadi k baad- jaan mat khao 

Shadi se pehle- tum bin raha na jaye 
Shadi k baad- tum ko saha na jaye 

Shadi se pehle- kuch to bolo 
Shadi ke baad- kabhi chup b ho lo 

Shadi se pehle- I luv you 
Shadi k baad- aaj phir aalu? 

Shadi se phle- milne kab aaogi? 
Shadi k baad- mayke kab jaogi?

Regards: Amulyam

Evolution of Man

The man: "God, how long is a million years?"

God: "To me, it's about a minute."

The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"

God: "To me it's a penny."

The man: "God, may I have a penny?"

God: "Wait a minute."

Regards: Amulyam

Advice Column in Magazine

Anonymous: 

Hi! I'm a lady aged 26 married with one kid. Last week my husband was off duty and I had to drive alone to work. 

I left my husband with the maid and my baby at home.

I drove for just about 2km from home and my car engine started to overheat so I had to turn back and get another car. 

When I got home I found my husband in bed with our maid. I don't know what to do now. Please help. 
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Reply by male columnist: 

Dear anonymous, 

Overheating of engine after such short distance can be caused by problems associated with the carburetor. 

U need to check your oil and water level in your engine b4 u start your journey.

U must also make sure your car is serviced regularly to avoid problems in the future. 

Hope this helped you...!!

Regards Amulyam