Family Joke

Wife	:	"How would you describe me?"
Husband	:	"ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife	:	"What does that mean?"
Husband	:	"Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife	:	"Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband	:	"I'm just kidding!"

Coincidence

Teacher	:	Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?
Sunny	:	Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.
Teacher	:	How old is Your Father?
Sunny	:	As old as I am.
Teacher	:	How is it possible?
Sunny	:	He became father only after I was born.

R u Relaxing

Santa was lying on beach, one American came to Santa and ask, "R u Relaxing ? "

Santa replied: No, I am Santa

Another American came to Santa and ask, "R u Relaxing ? "

Santa replied: No, I am Santa

One more American came to Santa and ask, "R u Relaxing ? "

Santa : No (Shouting) I am Santa...

Santa left that place in anger and asks one American lying nearby, " R u relaxing ? "

American replied: Yes I am relaxing...

Santa slaps him & says, Haramkhor sab tujhe dhund rahe hai aur tu yeha pada hai !!!

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Amit Ranjan
Sun Certified Java Professional
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LOVE <=> LIFE

Lala jee

Santa	:	Lalaji, dettol soap hai,
Lala	:	ha,
Santa	:	acha vala hai,
Lala	:	ha,
Santa	:	achi quality ka hai,
Lala	:	ha bhai ha,
Santa	:	Theeke hai, hath dhokr 1kg aata do..

Call from unknown number

Guy        :     Fridge hai?

Reply     :     Haan hai.

Guy        :     Chalta hai?

Reply     :     Haan chalta hai..

Guy        :     Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega..      And he hangs up.. After a while, he calls up again..

Guy        :     Fridge hai?

          This time the person's really angry.

Reply     :     Nahi hai.

Guy        :     Kahaan se hoga.. Bola tha na pakad ke rakhna varna bhaag jaayega..

Little Johny's reply

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.

She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"

After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.

The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"

Little Johnny replied...

"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

Wife ki mushkil

Wife takes seriously ill husband to doctor.

Doctor ne wife ko bola tha...

Give him healthy breakfast daily..

Be pleasant & in good mood..

Cook tasty dinner & don't discuss your problems with him..

Stop watching tv serials..

Don't demand new clothes.

If u do this for one year, your husband will be ok.

On the way to home, husband asks wife: what did doctor say?

Wife: Doctor ne Kaha ab bachna mushkil hi hai.