Sardar

Sardar: What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.

Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol..

new joke i found on Amulyam

Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife,but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, "How's the situation ?"

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, "It's fine.

3 are out,hope to get another 7 out by lunch,last one was a duck !@>-- =)) X_X \=D/ \=D/ X_X =)) @>--

Be someone

Be someone who listens, and you will be heard.

Be someone who cares, and you will be loved.

Be someone who gives, and you will be blessed.

Be someone who comforts, and you will know peace.

Be someone who genuinely seeks to understand, and you will be wise.

Be someone kind, someone considerate, and you will be admired.

Be someone who values truth, and you will be respected.

Be someone who takes action, and you will move life forward.

Be someone who lifts others higher, and your life will be rich.

Be someone filled with gratitude, and there will be no end to the things for which you'll be thankful.

Be someone who lives with joy, with purpose, as your own light brightly shines.

Be, in every moment, the special someone you are truly meant to be.

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3 idots

                                         3 idiots

Teacher: '3 idiots' film dehknay ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila?

Pappu: miss yehi ki..Enginering padh kar bhi medical ki ladki fasai ja sakti hai :D

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Miss: shut up & get out.

Babloo: miss mein bataon..?
Miss: very good, batao..

Babloo: miss college ke 1st day Underwear zaroor pehna chahiye :D

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Miss: u also get out.

Shamu: miss mein bataon..?
Miss: I think u are a brilliant student.. tum sahi batao gay..

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Shamu: Miss doctor ke elawa Engineer bhi delivery kar sakta hai!
Miss: u also get out.

GUDU: Miss mein bataon. Miss: HAAN BATAO...

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GUDU: FRENCH KISS MEIN NAAK BEECH MEIN NAHI AATI. ;-)

Students Rock!!

Vacation Anniversary

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Today's Joke: Vacation Anniversary
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Banta got his first job, came home and told his parents the good news. He told them, but I will not get any vacation until I get married.

His father asked him, "How is that?"

Banta explained that the benefit manual says, "Vacation time may not be taken until you have had your first anniversary."

Today's Joke: Prove : 2/10=2

American student : out of syllabus.
Australian student : The question is wrong.
Chinese student : Its strange! ye kaise aaya hoga ?

Indian stdt : Its so easy..

2/10 =
two/ten
t - t cut
= wo/en
w = 23rd letter
o = 15th letter
e = 5th letter
n = 14th letter
so... 23+15/5+14
= 38/19
= 2

we never ask, answer kya hai ?
We only ask answer kya lana hai..;-)

INDIANS COMPLETELY ROCK!

Newtons Laws on Love

Universal law: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.

First law: A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy.

Second law: The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance.

Third law: The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals!

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