चि० vs. अ०सौ०

*प्रश्न :* पुरूष के नाम के आगे *चि.* क्यूं लिखा होता है ❓

उत्तर :  *चिन्ताग्रस्त*

*प्रश्न :-* पत्नी के नाम के पहले *अ. सौ.* क्यों लिखा जाता है?

*उत्तर :-*  *अकेली  सौ के बराबर ।*

🖐🏻😝

Girl revealed her Experience

Veena : Kal raat main Girish k saath Date pe gayi thi. Kal bahut hi Suhani Raat thi. 

Teena : Really ? Wow. Kya hua waha ? 

Veena : Wo mujhe apne flat mein Le gaya.Usne mujhe pyaar se kiss kiya aur halke Nazuk haatho se mere red top ka pehla button khola... Jo Maine BANDRA se kharida tha. 

Teena : Wow tumne naya Top kharida... 

Veena : Haan wahan sale lagi hai, Maine to jeans bi kharidi. 

Teena : Kya wahan abhi bhi Sale lagi hai ? 

Veena : Haan... 

Teena : Chalo Shopping Jaate hain... 

Kitne expectation se story padh rahe the... 

Ladies hain bhai Ladies...Shopping pe aake sab kuchh ruk jata hain.... 

Conversation between two Ghosts

1st ghost: Hey 
2nd ghost: Hey 
1st ghost: How did you die?? 
2nd ghost: I was mistakenly locked up in a refrigerator. At first, I was chilling, then I started freezing and then I couldn't breathe again... I died of suffocation. 

1st ghost: Wow.... what a sad way to die. 
2nd ghost: Yeah. How did u die? 
1st ghost: I died of heart attack. 
2nd ghost: What happened? 
1st ghost: 
        My wife cheated on me. I came back home and saw a man's pair of shoes. Then I rushed to the bedroom and met only my wife there. I knew a man came and the man was still in the house because my wife was undressed and scared. So, I started running and searching the whole house. I searched the kid's room, kitchen, toilet, bathroom, wardrobe and dinning. I was very tired of running, so I got a heart attack. 

2nd ghost: IDIOT!!!! Why didn't u check the refrigerator??! The bastard was hiding in the refrigerator! 
Assuming you checked the refrigerator, by now we both would've been alive!!!... 

Someone else must have shot the Lion!

A Boy visited Doctor to ask him something that was troubling him 

Boy: Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant, but we always used protection and How come is it possible? 

Doctor : Let me tell you a story 
      There was once a Hunter who always carried a Gun wherever he goes. One day he took his Umbrella instead of his Gun and went out. A Lion suddenly jumped in front of him. In order to scare the Lion, the Hunter used the Umbrella like a Gun and shot the Lion, then it died! 

Boy: Nonsense!! Someone else must have shot the Lion! 

Doctor : Good!! You understood the story.... I think now you got the Answer 

Smart pappu

Maths teacher to our brilliant Pappu: 
     How can you distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally? 

Pappu:
    Juice bana kar de do na madam. 

it is not recognising me

A wife doing his makeup early morning straight out from bed. 

Husband: Are you crazy? 

Wife: Just shut up, I need to unlock my phone. Its on face recognition feature and it is not recognising me.!! 

Husband: laughing loudly...!! 

पढ़ाई से जुड़े गाने

*पढ़ाई से जुड़े गाने:-*

*SCHOOL :-* ये गलियां ये चौबारा,
यहां आना न दोबारा...
.
*CHOACHING :-* इधर चला,
मैं उधर चला...
.
*MATHS :-* अजीब दासता हैं ये,
कहां शुरू कहां खतम...
.
*SCIENCE :-* आ खुशी से
खुदकुशी कर ले...
.
*GEOGRAPHY :-* मुसाफिर हूँ
मैं यारो, न घर है न ठिकाना...
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*ECONOMICS :-* क्यों पैसा-पैसा
करती है, तू पैसे पे क्यों मरती है...
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*EXAM :-* जिया धड़क-धड़क जाए...
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*RESULT...*
*PASS :-* आज मैं ऊपर, आसमां नीचे.
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*FAIL:-* जग सूना-सूना लागे....!!