Same Here

Teacher To Student: "What Is Hyper Active Possessive Definition Of Circulated Motion"

Student: "Zimbalakadi Takada Bamba Huchalu"

Teacher: "I Did Not Understand What You Said"

Student: "Same Here, Mam"

गधा

*एक नवाब साहब को किसी ने गधा बोल दिया।*

*नवाब साहब को ये बहुत नागवार गुजरा और उन्होंने कोर्ट में केस कर दिया।*

*जज ने गधा बोलने वाले से पूछताछ की तो उसने अपनी गलती मानते हुए क्षमा माँग ली।*

*जज ने नवाब साहब से कहाः अब ये क्षमा माँग रहा है, क्या कहना है आपका?*

*नवाब साहब क्षमा करने के लिये तैयार हो गये इस शर्त पर कि अब कभी किसी नवाब को गधा नही बोलेगा*

*आदमी मान गया।*

*जज ने मुजरीम को बरी कर दिया।*

*जाने से पहले उस आदमी ने जज साहब से पूछाः सर नवाब साहब को तो मै कत्तई गधा नही बोलूंगा लेकिन एक बात बताईये कि गधे को मै नवाब साहब बोल सकता हूँ कि नही?*

*जज ने कहा, गधे को आप कुछ भी बोलो, कोर्ट को उससे कुछ लेना देना नही है।*

*आदमी नवाब साहब की तरफ मुड़ा और बोलाः-*

*अच्छा "नवाब साहब" चलता हूं*

Two donkey

HA HA Ha HA
What a mathematics

Equations! - This is the best
I have read in a LONG time !!!!

Equation1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep + work

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + enjoy

Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

Equation 2
Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore.    
from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude


Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together, earning and spending!
😀😃😄😂

neither LOGICAL nor LEGAL

Chintu failed in the Final Law Exam & decided to make a deal with the Professor.

Chintu : Sir, Can I ask you one question...?

Professor : Yes.

Chintu : If you can answer this question, I will accept my final marks, if you cant, you will have to give me an "A" Grading.

Professor agreed.

Chintu asked : "What is LEGAL but not LOGICAL..., LOGICAL but not LEGAL.., & neither LEGAL nor LOGICAL...?"

Prof thought about it for hrs & pondered but couldn't think of an  answer.

He had to finally give up as he really did not know the answer.

He gave this boy an "A" Grading as promised.

The following day, Professor asked same question to his students.

He was shocked when all of them raised their hands.

He asked one student.

He answered :
Sir, you are 65, married to a  28 Yrs Old Woman, this is LEGAL but not LOGICAL...

Your Wife, is having an affair with a 23 Year Old Boy, this is LOGICAL but not LEGAL...

Your Wife's Boyfriend has failed in his exam & yet you have given him an "A", this is neither LOGICAL nor LEGAL... 😎
Professor Fainted..... 😆😝😆😝😆😜😃😜😃

drawing of a cow eating grass

A kid gave his teacher a blank piece of paper. 

Teacher: What is this? 

Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass. 

Teacher: (looked at the paper) Where's the grass? 

Kid: The cow ate all of it. 

Teacher: (looked at the paper again)Then, where's the cow? 

Kid: It left because there was no more grass.

दादी की कहानी से

एगो रही राजकुमारी उनकर होत रहे बियाह। बिदाई घड़ी उनकर माई समझवली रास्ता मे कुछ बोलिह मत काहे से की राजकुमारी तुतला के बोलत रही।

उन करा साथे एगो सेविका भेज देली।रस्ता मे कुछ अराम करे खातीर डोली रुकल।

ओहीजा खुूब तितली उड़त रहे राजकुमारी के बरदास्त ना भईल त बोल देली...

टिटली टिटली हऊ डेख टिटली

त सेविका कहली

टुप रहीं टुप रहीं ना ट राजा ठुन लिहें।

तब राजा कहले

बोले डी बोले डी इन कर बोलिया बड़ी ठुहावन लागटा।

अंगूठा

एक बैंक मे लिखा था कि
"अंगूठा लगाने के बाद अंगूठे पर लगी स्याही को दीवार पर ना पोंछे,"

किसी ने नीचे बड़ा अच्छा वाक्य लिख दिया कि
"अरे पागलों, यदि पढ़ना आती तो अंगूठा लगाते ही क्यों, ????

😀😀😀😀😀
point to be noted...