Hidden camera

Ragini caught her husband Suresh searching high and low all around his living room.

Ragini : "What are you searching for?"

Suresh : "Hidden cameras!"

Ragini : "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?"

Suresh : "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, You are watching the Star Movies channel. How does he know that?"

Joke

अध्यापिका (छात्र से)- ऑक्सफोर्ड का मतलब बताओ?

छात्र (अध्यापिका से)- ऑक्स मतलब बैल, फोर्ड मतलब गाड़ी, तो ऑक्सफोर्ड मतलब बैलगाड़ी।

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फेसबुक पर एक अमेरिकी ने एक भारतीय बच्चे से पूछा- तुम कितने साल के हो?

बच्चे ने जवाब दिया- घर पर 14

स्कूल में- 12

बस में- 10

ट्रेन में- 7

और फेसबुक पर- 18

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joke

आठ-दस साल के एक लड़का-लड़की आपस में बातचीत कर रहे थे।

लड़का- अच्छा बताओ, बड़ी होकर क्या करोगी?

लड़की- शादी और क्या?

लड़का- ये गलत बात है अभी से किसी का बुरा नहीं सोचते!!!

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sardar

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?

Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....

Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.

Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...


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Sardar

Sardar: What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.

Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol..

new joke i found on Amulyam

Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife,but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, "How's the situation ?"

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, "It's fine.

3 are out,hope to get another 7 out by lunch,last one was a duck !@>-- =)) X_X \=D/ \=D/ X_X =)) @>--