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आपके नखरे ही अलग है

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ठीक ठाक लगा लो

एक होनहार महिला पहलीबार स्कुटी चलाकर पेट्रोल पम्प पर गई...

भईया । पेट्रोल कितने रूपये लीटर है
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मैडम 60.40 रूपये
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ठीक ठाक लगा लो , बगल वाला तो 55 रुपये लीटर दे रहा है

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मेरा मुँह मत खुलवाओ

एक भारतरत्न उन बीवियों के लियें भी होना चाहिए
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जो 300 शब्द प्रतिमिनट बोलने के बाद कहती हैं कि:
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“”मेरा  मुहँ  मत  खुलवाओ””
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Pappu also think

Ek Din Pappu ne Mirror Dekh ke Sochne Laga

Isko Kahi Dekha Hai!

Thodi Time Sochne ke Badh

    "Ohh Theri"

Yeh Toh Wahi Hai...

Jo Mere Saath Uss Din BAAL Katwa Raha Tha...!

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What Is More Painful (Mix SMS)

What is more painful?

When a person whom you trust, hurts you;

Or

The person whom you hurt, still trusts you?

Just

Think…..!

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Aasman ka chand teri bahon me ho 

Tu Jo chahe teri rahon me ho 

Har wo khwab ho pura Jo teri ankhon me ho 

Khush Kismati ki har Lakir tere hathon me ho

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I hope you are feeling better,

I miss you every day.

I am always thinking of you,

So this is what I say,

Get Well Soon!

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The more I learn the more I get to know,

The more I know the more I forget,

The more I forget the less I know,

So why should I be learning??

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"Lambi dosti K liye 2 chezon par amal karo

1>apne dost se gusse me baat mat karo Or 

2>apne dost ki gusse me kahi hui baat dil pe mat lo

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Its best Friendship (Mix SMS)

I say and You listen

Its a good Friendship

You say and I listen

Its a better Friendship

But

I don't say and You understand,

Its best Friendship.

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Biwi ko apni palkon pe bitha lo,

De ke khushi us ke sare gham chura lo.

Pyar aisa karo ke sub dekhte reh jaye

Parosan bi AA ke kahe

"mujhe bi apni bewi bana lo"

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In School, They Taught Me That

1 hour = 60 Mints

1 Min = 60 Secs

But They Never Told Me That

1 Sec Without You = 100 Years:

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Teacher: Tum bade ho kar kya karoge?

Santa: Shadi.

Teacher: Nahi, mera matlab kya banoge?

Santa:"DADDY "

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A Great JAPANESE Proverb:

"If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it .

&

Its PAKISTANI Version:

"If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste our time on it.

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COLLECTION OF SMS...

1) Kash tum chand or mein sitara hota , aasman par ek aashiyana hamara hota , log tumhe dur bahut dur se dekhte or tumhe chune ka haq sirf hamara hota..

2) Koi dost naya ya purana nahi hota, zindagi ka har pal suhana nahi hota, juda hona to kismat ki baat hai, par judai ka matlab bhulana nahi hota.

3) Duniya ka har shauk pala nahi jata,kaanch ke khilono ko uchala nahi jata,mehnat karne se mushqile ho jati hai aasan koyki har kaam taqdeero per tale nahi
jate.

4) Khyalon me wahi, sapno me wahi, lekin unki yaadon me hum the hi nahi, hum jaagte rahe duniya soti rahi, ek baarish hi thi, jo humare saath roti rahi....

5) Ek phool b aksaR Baag saja deta hai.

Ek hi sitara sansar chamka deta hai,

jahan duniya bhar k Rishte b kaam nahi aate,

wahi Ek Dost Zindagi bana deta hai.

6) Unhe bhoolne ki koshish ki maine, dil ne kaha yaad karte rehna, wo hamare dard ki fariyad sune na sune, apna to farz hai unhe pyaar karte rehna.....

7) Itni asani se kaise bhul jata hai koi, Rah rah kar kyu yad ata hai koi, Umer bhar yaad karte rahenge hum, Dekhte hai kab tak hame bhulata hai koi.

8) Mohabbat Ki Daasta Sunaane Aaye Hai, Tabaah Karne Ke Baad Wo Pyar Jataane Aaye Hai,
Aansu Poch Liye The Hamne Kab Ke, Magar Wo Fir Se Hame Rulane aye hai. . .

9) Har Raat Chand ka Shingar nahi milta,

Har Bagh ko phul ka DulaR nahi milta,

Hamne b Duniya dekhi hai,

Har Insan ko "Aap" jaisa dost nahi milta.

10) Abi jab humne apni ankhe band ki, to aap hume sabse khush nazar aaye,agar ye tarika hai apko khush dekhne ka,to khuda kare ye ankhe sada k liye band ho
jaye..

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The INTERNET now has a personality. YOURS! See your Yahoo! Homepage.

Jokes:

Man: Doctor my wife recently has lost her voice. What should I do to help her to get it back?
Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the morning.

Why is a bachelor skinny and a married man fat?
-The Bachelor comes home, takes one look at what's in the refrigerator, and goes to bed.
-The Married man comes home, takes one look at what's in the bed and goes to refrigerator!

Parent: How did you write your exam?

Son: they have given the questions which I don't know. So I wrote answers which they don't know..!!

Decent girls open a few buttons in a hot atmosphere.. .

But smart girls open a few buttons to make the atmosphere hot!

One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.

MOM: Wake up, son. It's time to go to school.

SON: But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school.

MOM: Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school.

SON: One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.

MOM: Oh! That's not a r...eason. Come on, you have to go to school.

SON: Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?

MOM: One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school

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Tales of Santa

Lawyer to Santa: 'Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... '

Santa:'Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya To court mein Bulaya. Ab fir gita pe haath!!'

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A teacher told all students in a class To write an essay on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except Santa. He wrote 'DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!'

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Q:) How do U recognize Santa in school or College???

A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks The teacher erases the blackboard.. . BOLO tarara!!

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After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice.

He checked his first patient's Eyes, Then the tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch.

Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!

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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies, I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

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