Vacation Anniversary

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Today's Joke: Vacation Anniversary
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Banta got his first job, came home and told his parents the good news. He told them, but I will not get any vacation until I get married.

His father asked him, "How is that?"

Banta explained that the benefit manual says, "Vacation time may not be taken until you have had your first anniversary."

Today's Joke: Prove : 2/10=2

American student : out of syllabus.
Australian student : The question is wrong.
Chinese student : Its strange! ye kaise aaya hoga ?

Indian stdt : Its so easy..

2/10 =
two/ten
t - t cut
= wo/en
w = 23rd letter
o = 15th letter
e = 5th letter
n = 14th letter
so... 23+15/5+14
= 38/19
= 2

we never ask, answer kya hai ?
We only ask answer kya lana hai..;-)

INDIANS COMPLETELY ROCK!

Newtons Laws on Love

Universal law: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.

First law: A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy.

Second law: The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance.

Third law: The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals!

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