Monday, January 4, 2016

Nothing can beat a woman's will to be young...

After a long & serious operation, Wife ended up in coma.

Try as they might, the Doctors just couldn't bring her out of it.

When her husband came into the ICU to see her, the Doctors gave him the bad news.

"We just can't wake her It does not look good I'm afraid.", The Doctor told in a quiet somber voice.

Husband looked at wife and with a soft trembling voice said, " But Doctor she is so young. She is only 40".

"38" came the weak reply from wife.

Moral: Nothing can beat a woman's will to be young...

Sunday, January 3, 2016

I love you too

Boy & Girl went to Restaurant

Boy : I Love you.

Girl : Sorry, I don't Love u .

Boy : Think again.

Girl : Told you na...I don't

Boy : OK!!! Waiter, bring the separate bills.

Girl : Ok Ok ... I Love you too....

Saturday, January 2, 2016

She knows everything

5 year old boy :- I love u mom

Mom:- Aww! I Love u too......

16 year old boy:- I love u mom

Mom :- Sorry! I have no money..

25 year old boy:- I love u mom.

Mom:- Hmm... Who is she? Where does she live?

Moral:- Mother knows everything...

But the best is..

35 yr old man:- Mom I love you

Mom: Son, I have told you before not to marry that idiotic girl...

And the last one...

55 yr old man:- Mom I love you...

Mom:- Son, I won't sign on any papers...

She knows very everything

5 year old boy :- I love u mom

Mom:- Aww! I Love u too......

16 year old boy:- I love u mom

Mom :- Sorry! I have no money..

25 year old boy:- I love u mom.

Mom:- Hmm... Who is she? Where does she live?

Moral:- Mother knows everything...

But the best is..

35 yr old man:- Mom I love you

Mom: Son, I have told you before not to marry that idiotic girl...

And the last one...

55 yr old man:- Mom I love you...

Mom:- Son, I won't sign on any papers...