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अध्यापिका (छात्र से)- ऑक्सफोर्ड का मतलब बताओ?

छात्र (अध्यापिका से)- ऑक्स मतलब बैल, फोर्ड मतलब गाड़ी, तो ऑक्सफोर्ड मतलब बैलगाड़ी।

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फेसबुक पर एक अमेरिकी ने एक भारतीय बच्चे से पूछा- तुम कितने साल के हो?

बच्चे ने जवाब दिया- घर पर 14

स्कूल में- 12

बस में- 10

ट्रेन में- 7

और फेसबुक पर- 18

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आठ-दस साल के एक लड़का-लड़की आपस में बातचीत कर रहे थे।

लड़का- अच्छा बताओ, बड़ी होकर क्या करोगी?

लड़की- शादी और क्या?

लड़का- ये गलत बात है अभी से किसी का बुरा नहीं सोचते!!!

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sardar

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?

Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....

Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.

Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...


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LOVE <=> LIFE

Sardar

Sardar: What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.

Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol..

new joke i found on Amulyam

Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife,but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, "How's the situation ?"

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, "It's fine.

3 are out,hope to get another 7 out by lunch,last one was a duck !@>-- =)) X_X \=D/ \=D/ X_X =)) @>--

Be someone

Be someone who listens, and you will be heard.

Be someone who cares, and you will be loved.

Be someone who gives, and you will be blessed.

Be someone who comforts, and you will know peace.

Be someone who genuinely seeks to understand, and you will be wise.

Be someone kind, someone considerate, and you will be admired.

Be someone who values truth, and you will be respected.

Be someone who takes action, and you will move life forward.

Be someone who lifts others higher, and your life will be rich.

Be someone filled with gratitude, and there will be no end to the things for which you'll be thankful.

Be someone who lives with joy, with purpose, as your own light brightly shines.

Be, in every moment, the special someone you are truly meant to be.

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3 idots

                                         3 idiots

Teacher: '3 idiots' film dehknay ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila?

Pappu: miss yehi ki..Enginering padh kar bhi medical ki ladki fasai ja sakti hai :D

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Miss: shut up & get out.

Babloo: miss mein bataon..?
Miss: very good, batao..

Babloo: miss college ke 1st day Underwear zaroor pehna chahiye :D

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Miss: u also get out.

Shamu: miss mein bataon..?
Miss: I think u are a brilliant student.. tum sahi batao gay..

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Shamu: Miss doctor ke elawa Engineer bhi delivery kar sakta hai!
Miss: u also get out.

GUDU: Miss mein bataon. Miss: HAAN BATAO...

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GUDU: FRENCH KISS MEIN NAAK BEECH MEIN NAHI AATI. ;-)

Students Rock!!