Wife hit her husband with frying pan.

Husband: What was that for...?

Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it.

Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse.

Wife: Sorry..!

Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again

Husband: What now..?

Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.

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Amit Ranjan
Sun Certified Java Professional
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LOVE <=> LIFE

Ek-kiss k baad kya hota hai?

Ek-kiss k baad kya hota hai?

socho,

sharmao mat.

STUPID!

Kya hota he bola na ?

Its easy

Ek-kiss (21) k baad

Baa-iss (22) hota hai,

Padhai par dhyan do

romance par nahi.

Ab Valentine day khatam ho chuka hai!

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Amit Ranjan
Sun Certified Java Professional
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LOVE <=> LIFE

Tumhara Beta fail ho gaya...

Father: Tumhare Result ka kya hua.........?? . . .

Son: Headmster ka beta fail ho gaya, . . .

Father: Aur tum...?? . . .

Son: Doctor ka beta Bhi fail ho gaya, . . .

Father: Aur tumhara result kaisa Aaya....?? . . .

Son: Wo Wakeel Ka Beta Bhi fail Ho gya, . . .

Father: Kamine mai tera puch raha hun. . . .

Son: To Tu konsa Rajnikant Hai, Tera Beta Bhi Fail hua hai..

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Amit Ranjan
Sun Certified Java Professional
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LOVE <=> LIFE