Hilarious reply from Student in the Class

Teacher : Who was Akbar?

Student : Akbar was Gay.

Teacher : What, are you mad? why did you say that?

Student : We have heard Lalia-Majnu, Romeo-Juliet but only Akbar-Birbal!

Teacher fainted...!!!

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Patient Surgical Attack

Doctor : Why did you take your Antibiotic Medicine at 6am, when I am told 9am? 

Patient : I wanted to surprise the Bacteria by surgical attack. 

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Slapping reply to girlfriend

Ladki  : Jaanu, personal aur secret me kya difference hai...?

Ladka : Tum meri girlfriend ho yeh personal hai, aur tumhari behen bhi meri girlfriend hai, yeh secret hai...

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Funny reply to girlfriend

Girl Friend : How many times do you shave in a month?

Boy Friend : Not monthly..... daily 30 to 40 times.

Girl Friend : Have u gone mad!!!

Boy Friend : No, I am a barber.

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Never show your smartness to wife

Wife asked her Husband to give the NEWSPaper....

Husband :
   How backward you are?
   Technology has devoloped so much and you are still asking for the NEWSPaper?
   Take my iPad...

Wife took the iPad and killed the Cockroach.

Husband fainted...

Whatever the wife asks, give her without argument. Show your smartness in your office only.

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Married man wishes to god

God : I very much impressed with your prayers and Grant you one Wish...You can ask now.

Man : We want the Road line from India to America.

God : Its impossible to laying the Road over the countries and Oceans. So, U can go for another Wish

Man : Okay then, Please make my Wife to accept all of my words.

God : Oh, U want One-Way or Two-way Road line from India - America

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Pappu also think

Ek Din Pappu ne Mirror Dekh ke Sochne Laga

Isko Kahi Dekha Hai!

Thodi Time Sochne ke Badh

    "Ohh Theri"

Yeh Toh Wahi Hai...

Jo Mere Saath Uss Din BAAL Katwa Raha Tha...!

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Waiting on sofa

Today is My Birthday.. My Parents, Wife and Kids also didn't wish me...

I went to work, Even My Colleagues also didn't wish..

As I entered my Cabin, My Secretary said, "Happy Birthday Boss"

I felt special and She asked me for Lunch..

After lunch, she invited me to her Apartment, we went there

She said, "Do u mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?"

Okay, I said..

She came out after 5 Minutes with a Cake and My Wife, Parents, Kids, Friends and Colleagues screaming , SURPRISE.....

And I was waiting on the Sofa NAKED....

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Boys are idiot

If Girl is in Love, Her Parent asks : " Who is that Idiot? "

If Boy is in Love, His Parent asks : " Idiot, Who is that Girl? "

Moral : No matter who ever is in Love....Boys are always becoming Idiots...

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Be aware of unknown calls

A man got a call from unknown number..

Girl: Hi, wish u very happy Valentine's day...are you single?

Man: Yes...Yes who are you?

Girl: Your wife! Aaj ghar aa...phir batati hu..

couple of hours , He gets Another call from unknown number

Girl: Are you married?

Man: Yes, but who are you?

Girl: Your girlfriend, you fraud...you cheat.

Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife..

Ans: Wife hi hoon kamine, aaj tu bas ghar aaja...

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Never give ideas to girls

Boy: My Dad is a Millionaire and 93 years old, he will die soon and I will be rich, will you marry me?

Girl : No...

After a week later Boy get shocked as to see the Girl become his Mother.

Moral: Never give Ideas to Girls

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After all they are ladies

Reena : Kal raat main Girish k saath Date pe gayi thi. Kal bahut hi Suhani Raat thi.

Meena : Really ? Wow. Kya hua waha ?

Reena : Wo mujhe apne flat mein Le gaya.Usne mujhe pyaar se kiss kiya
           aur halke Nazuk haatho se mere red top ka pehla button khola... Jo Maine BANDRA se kharida tha.

Meena : Wow tumne naya Top kharida...

Reena : Haan wahan sale lagi hai, Maine to jeans bi kharidi.

Meena : Kya wahan abhi bhi Sale lagi hai ?

Reena : Haan...

Meena : Chalo Shopping Jaate hain...

Kitne expectation se story padh rahe the...

Ladies hain bhai Ladies...Shopping pe aake sab kuchh ruk jata hain....

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Come soon yaar

Madam :
Useless Bai!!!....Why didn't you come last week? And that too without informing me??? How dare are you???

Worker :
Oy Madam...I had updated my Facebook status as "Will be out of Town for a week..."
and Sir will know that and also He commented "Come soon yar....Miss you"

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Songs that represents diseases

Life of four days

Whom we select

Take it for free

Chocolate