Call from unknown number

Guy        :     Fridge hai?

Reply     :     Haan hai.

Guy        :     Chalta hai?

Reply     :     Haan chalta hai..

Guy        :     Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega..      And he hangs up.. After a while, he calls up again..

Guy        :     Fridge hai?

          This time the person's really angry.

Reply     :     Nahi hai.

Guy        :     Kahaan se hoga.. Bola tha na pakad ke rakhna varna bhaag jaayega..

Little Johny's reply

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.

She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"

After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.

The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"

Little Johnny replied...

"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

Wife ki mushkil

Wife takes seriously ill husband to doctor.

Doctor ne wife ko bola tha...

Give him healthy breakfast daily..

Be pleasant & in good mood..

Cook tasty dinner & don't discuss your problems with him..

Stop watching tv serials..

Don't demand new clothes.

If u do this for one year, your husband will be ok.

On the way to home, husband asks wife: what did doctor say?

Wife: Doctor ne Kaha ab bachna mushkil hi hai.

Student Response

Professor :     What is Attention dificiethyperactive disorder ???

Student     :     Jhinga lala huRRRRRRrrrrr Hurrrrrr. 

Professor :     yeh kya hai ?

Student     :     pehle batao woh kya tha ?

Regards: Amulyam