Call from unknown number

Guy        :     Fridge hai?

Reply     :     Haan hai.

Guy        :     Chalta hai?

Reply     :     Haan chalta hai..

Guy        :     Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega..      And he hangs up.. After a while, he calls up again..

Guy        :     Fridge hai?

          This time the person's really angry.

Reply     :     Nahi hai.

Guy        :     Kahaan se hoga.. Bola tha na pakad ke rakhna varna bhaag jaayega..