Friday, April 28, 2017

couldn't recognize

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack & was taken to the hospital.While on the operating table she had a near death experience. 

Seeing God she asked: " Is my time up ?" 

God said, " No, you have another 34 years to live." 

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital & have a face-lift surgery, Liposuction, & tummy tuck. She even changed her hair color 

Finally she was released from the hospital. 

While crossing the road on her way home, she was killed by a truck. 

Arriving in front of God, she asked, " You said I had another 34 years to live. Why didn't you save me from the truck?" 













God replied: "I couldn't recognize you!" 

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