A 54 year old woman had a heart attack & was taken to the hospital.While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked: " Is my time up ?"
God said, " No, you have another 34 years to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital & have a face-lift surgery, Liposuction, & tummy tuck. She even changed her hair color
Finally she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the road on her way home, she was killed by a truck.
Arriving in front of God, she asked, " You said I had another 34 years to live. Why didn't you save me from the truck?"
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God replied: "I couldn't recognize you!"
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