Two donkey

HA HA Ha HA
What a mathematics

Equations! - This is the best
I have read in a LONG time !!!!

Equation1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep + work

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + enjoy

Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

Equation 2
Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore.    
from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude


Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together, earning and spending!
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neither LOGICAL nor LEGAL

Chintu failed in the Final Law Exam & decided to make a deal with the Professor.

Chintu : Sir, Can I ask you one question...?

Professor : Yes.

Chintu : If you can answer this question, I will accept my final marks, if you cant, you will have to give me an "A" Grading.

Professor agreed.

Chintu asked : "What is LEGAL but not LOGICAL..., LOGICAL but not LEGAL.., & neither LEGAL nor LOGICAL...?"

Prof thought about it for hrs & pondered but couldn't think of an  answer.

He had to finally give up as he really did not know the answer.

He gave this boy an "A" Grading as promised.

The following day, Professor asked same question to his students.

He was shocked when all of them raised their hands.

He asked one student.

He answered :
Sir, you are 65, married to a  28 Yrs Old Woman, this is LEGAL but not LOGICAL...

Your Wife, is having an affair with a 23 Year Old Boy, this is LOGICAL but not LEGAL...

Your Wife's Boyfriend has failed in his exam & yet you have given him an "A", this is neither LOGICAL nor LEGAL... 😎
Professor Fainted..... 😆😝😆😝😆😜😃😜😃

drawing of a cow eating grass

A kid gave his teacher a blank piece of paper. 

Teacher: What is this? 

Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass. 

Teacher: (looked at the paper) Where's the grass? 

Kid: The cow ate all of it. 

Teacher: (looked at the paper again)Then, where's the cow? 

Kid: It left because there was no more grass.

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