Smart Doctor

A Doctor opened a clinic & wrote outside the clinic: 

Any treatment will cost Rs.300/- and if we cant treat, we will pay you back Rs.1000/-. 



A CLEVER Man comes to do fraud & thinking to get Rs.1000. 



He says to the Doctor: 

I cant feel any taste on my tongue... 



Doctor asks the Nurse to put few drops of medicine from box no 22. 



After that the MAN shouts: "What d _____ ...its URINE!! 

The doctor says congratulations your sense of taste is back now. 



The MAN was angry as he lost Rs.300. 

After 2 weeks MAN comes back again & this time he thinks to get back his previous 300 too. 



MAN: Doc! I've lost my memory. 

Doctor: Nurse! pls put some drops of medicine from Box no 22 on his tongue. 



MAN : Wait doctor but that medicine is for sense of taste. 

Doctor: Congratulations your memory is back. 



Moral: Don't try to be over-smart with Doctors...