Tuesday, February 28, 2017

I am dying

Husband texts to wife on cell, "Hi, what are you doing Darling?" 

Wife: I'm dying..! 

Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without You?" 

Wife: "You Idiot! I'm dying my hair.." 

Husband: "Bloody English Language! 

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