A man and his nagging wife were on holiday in Jerusalem, when the wife suddenly died.
The funeral company told the man that it would cost $45,000 to ship her home or $500 to bury her in Jerusalem.
The husband said, "Ship her home!"
Shocked, the undertaker asked " But sir, why don't you bury her in the Holy Land and save the money?"
The husband replied, "A long time ago, a man named Jesus was buried here and 3 days later, he rose from the dead... I'm sorry I can't take that RISK!"
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