1st ghost: Hey
2nd ghost: Hey
1st ghost: How did you die??
2nd ghost: I was mistakenly locked up in a refrigerator. At first, I was chilling, then I started freezing and then I couldn't breathe again... I died of suffocation.
1st ghost: Wow.... what a sad way to die.
2nd ghost: Yeah. How did u die?
1st ghost: I died of heart attack.
2nd ghost: What happened?
1st ghost:
My wife cheated on me. I came back home and saw a man's pair of shoes. Then I rushed to the bedroom and met only my wife there. I knew a man came and the man was still in the house because my wife was undressed and scared. So, I started running and searching the whole house. I searched the kid's room, kitchen, toilet, bathroom, wardrobe and dinning. I was very tired of running, so I got a heart attack.
2nd ghost: IDIOT!!!! Why didn't u check the refrigerator??! The bastard was hiding in the refrigerator!
Assuming you checked the refrigerator, by now we both would've been alive!!!...
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