Jokes (Sardar)

A donkey kicked a Sardar & ran away Sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka De raha hai'. ******************* SWOT BOOK filled by Santa. 1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto. 2.Weakness:Banta's wife, Preeto. 3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour. 4.Threat: When I am on tour ******************* Sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml Now it's 2 ltr. ******************* Santa went to Mysore palace. Tourist guide - Santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair Santa - Oye dont worry yaar I'll get up when he comes.!!.. ******************* Sardar wanted to make a STD call to Punjab, He wanted to save money so what did he do? Simple, he went to Punjab and made a local call. ******************* One tourist from U.S.A.asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village? Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!! ******************* A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn't turns up for four days. Lady calls again. Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one Comes out ******************* 2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank, Sir: So what? 1st Sardar: Even I did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both Copied. ******************* Sardar 1: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Sardar 2: You R nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent My wife with him. ******************* A scene from Kohn Benega Crorepati... . Amitabh : In which state the river Kaveri flows? Sardar : Liquid state..... Audience clapped.. Amitabh stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS..... .. *******************