Lawyer to Santa: 'Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... '
Santa:'Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya To court mein Bulaya. Ab fir gita pe haath!!'
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A teacher told all students in a class To write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Santa. He wrote 'DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!'
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Q:) How do U recognize Santa in school or College???
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks The teacher erases the blackboard.. . BOLO tarara!!
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After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice.
He checked his first patient's Eyes, Then the tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch.
Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies, I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
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