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Thursday, April 15, 2010

SMSes

Kaash surat aap ki itni pyari na hoti,

Kaash aapse mulakat hamari na hoti,

Sapno mein hi dekh lete aapko

To aaj milne ki itni bekarari na hoti.


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In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!

You Know whose that boy?

Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap!

Dirty people always think dirty.

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Sleeping Is Not Taking Rest For Todays Hardwork..

It Means Gaining Energy For Tomorrow..

So Sleep Well..

Good Night..!

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Bheegay Mosam Ki

Bheegi Si Raat

Bheegi Si Yaad

Bhuli Hui Baat

Bhula Hua Waqt

Wo Bheegi c Aankhain

Wo Beeta Hua Saath

Mubarak Ho Aap Ko

December Ki Pehli Barsaat.


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1 Kabutar Ne Sardar K Upar Beet Kar Di

Sardar: Kutte Teri Maa NE Tujhe Chaddi Pehenna Nahi Sikhaya.

Kabutar: Abey To Tu kya Chaddi Mein karta hai..?

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